AmyStrange & the Criminal
(Part 1: the Escape)
                              Copyright © 2019 by David P. Ayotte
THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
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[ THE EXCITING STUFF BEGINS IN CHAP 4 ]



     I HATE THE BEGINNING OF THIS BOOK,
and I can almost guarantee that you    
will too. Why? Because it's horrifying,
and what makes it even worse is that   
the Criminal is definitely not going to
win a Pulitzer or any other kind of    
award for it either. In other words,   
his writing skills suck.               
     The fact that he’s never dictated 
anything before is only half the       
problem, but if you can get through the
first three chapters, I think you might
even enjoy it, and besides, we need as 
many readers as possible, because our  
real objective is to find someone who  
recognizes the Criminal's impulses,    
reaches out to us, and then gives us a 
hand in understanding them.            
     If you're one of these folks,     
please contact the publisher of this   
book, and yes, we do know that it’s    
marketed as a fictional account, but   
that’s only because it's simply        
unbelievable, especially since it      
features a talking cat that can sniff  
out missing persons and sometimes even 
serial killers.                        
     Who am I? Well, I'm actually one  
of the fictional characters in this    
story, but don't bother to look any of 
us up, because we're not from around   
here,                                  

     Sincerely,                        
     Doctor Zee V. Singer              


REMEMBER: If you're one of the folks I 
mentioned above, please contact the    
publisher of this book.                



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PART 1 IS FREE:                          
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one and everyone,  as long as it's dis-  
tributed for free* and in its entirety,**
including the COPYRIGHT PAGE.            

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